ERROR 403: FORBIDDEN

Sorry. I understand the allure of the forbidden fruit, but what you’re trying to do is just unacceptable. Frankly, I’m a little offended that you think of me that way. What kind of web site do you think I’m running here? Yes, I know that it’s only kinky the first time, but it’s still forbidden. […]

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ERROR 401: AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED

Hey! You there! Just what are you up to? Sorry. You can’t be in this section of the web site. This is where we hide the plutonium and the bodies of those who oppose us. Did I say that last part out loud? Anyway… sorry, you can’t be here. Hopefully the links above and in […]

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ERROR 400: BAD REQUEST

You’ve made a bad request, you naughty minx, you. Apparently something went horribly awry with the request that was sent through to the server. And since our server is persnickity, it staged a protest and refused to be involved any further. I’m trying to get it to come out of the bathroom, but you really […]

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If I Started Killing …

If I were to start killing those who deserved to die, the killing would never stop. Sometimes I’m reminded. There’s nothing quite like stepping in piss. When you’re barefooted. It oozes up between your toes. Not so bad if it’s been around awhile and has gotten cold. But if it’s warm, there’s no other sensation […]

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Headache

The headache is getting worse. He’d hoped by ignoring it, it would go away. But it isn’t. And it’s annoying. He wanders into the kitchen to the ledge over the sink where the box of Goody’s Powders was kept. The box is empty. He stares at it for a moment. It was just full a […]

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