A list of random, totally useless facts, arranged in chronological order so that you might get it over and done with more quickly.
1976: First concert (KISS)
1977: First kiss (age 12)
1977: First sex
1980: Dropped out of High School
1981: Aria Pro II TSB-350
1982: Lightman for Roller band
1984: 1st job - Industrial roofing
1984: Thunderbird
1984: Bob Lovelace (RIP)
1984: Engaged
1986: Virgie Blackwell (RIP)
1987: Clark Faucette (RIP)
1988: Fender Stratocaster
1988: Ibanez Destroyer
1989: Alembic Spoiler
1990: Pagan Tea House
1991: Tanya Lovelace (RIP)
1991: St. Augustine, FL
1991: Kings Mountain, NC
1992: Ovation Ultra
1993: 1st draft:
M.E. Cadlwell
1998: Married Mara
1998: Ware Shoals, SC
1998: Pagan Tea House Group
1998: The Watch
1999: Truck Driver Institute
1999: U.S. Xpress
2000: Wicasta.com
2000: Windhaven Network
2000: Malleus Maleficarum
2000: B&L Trucking
2001: PaganCentric.org
2002: R&K Trucking
2002: Tom Nickell (RIP)
2002: Doretha Chaney (RIP)
2002: Loretta Chaney (RIP)
2002: Back to U.S. Xpress
2003: Ovation Balladeer
2004: Robelli 12-string bass
2004: Robelli 6-string bass
2004: Robelli fretless bass
2005: Epes Transport
2006: Loyd Short (RIP)
2006: Separated from Mara
2007: Saint Petersburg, FL
2007: Victoria
2008: Starting again ...