Happy New Year

Here’s to each and every one of you insane yahoos. I hope 2009 is a great year for ya. We’ve all got good things ahead. I can just feel it. Okay, so it might be the beer, but you know what I mean. May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door. May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live. May misfortune follow you the rest of your life, and never catch up. May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows your dead. And may you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!
Welcome to 2009. Another day older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death. But still kickin’, b’god! Still kickin’.