Every Bridge is Different

I just had a little Chinese lady at a toll booth tell me “Every bridge is different.” I pulled away thinking “That’s existential.”
Okay, before anyone can think I have Jersey poisoning and am hallucinating, I’ll explain that. When I pulled up I tried to hand the lady $40. She informed me that I was trying to give her too much money, and I said “Oh, I’m thinking of the wrong bridge.” That’s why she said “Every bridge is different.”
Bite me. That is existential if you think about. I won’t try to explain it if you don’t get it.

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